Java is the most distressing thing to happen to computing since MS-DOS.
Alan Kay

I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
Carl Sagan

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams