If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
3 Random Quotes
There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
Frederick L Collins
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
Jack Handey